Map of the World by Natural Skin Color
i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening
actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d.
THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.
Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.
When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell
Why cello there
This has 130 notes.
Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny
This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything
This is it. This is fuckin it. This is the legacy I leave on this god-forsaken website. This is what future generations will remember me for, after all is said and done and the world dies down, this is what will be recorded in the annals of history as the one thing I achieved in my entire existence, and its the stupidest goddamn thing I could have possibly done. With three words I immortalized myself as the cello guys, not knowing what I wrought, and here we now stand.
165,000 notes is way too many. 10,000 followers is way too many. Everything is way too many. This wasn’t that funny, but here we are. Here we are, sad and tired and full of regret, at the cusp of the world, and here I will rot with what could have been.
Know that I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say that I loathe each and every one of you bastards for doing this.
ok but literally how
how do you fit that many birds in your goddamn jacket
this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo
omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.
I’ll take good care of you. I promise.